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TEAM WIT AND WISDOM / RULES:
TEAM PHILOSOPHY:
Anything goes. Just not very quickly.
TEAM FOUNDER'S SLOGAN:
"I'm not bald. I'm aerodynamic."
TEAM GOAL:
To be First among the Last.
TEAM QUESTIONS:
"Do you have to be on the podium to kiss the Race Queen?"
"Are there enduros in bench racing?"
TEAM COLORS:
Blue and Yellow. (In honor of those pretty flags all the corner workers wave at us as they cheer our driving.)
TEAM STRATEGIST:
Wiley E. Coyote
TEAM RACING ADVICE:
Drive it like your grandmother stole it.
Not all good times are recorded on a hot lap timer.
Why procrastinate?
Apex early!
Keep the pedal to the metal.
(NOT that one, the middle one)
If you want to execute a pass, you should have joined a football team.
A good team driver keeps one eye on the track ahead, one eye on the mirrors, and one eye on the tach.
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